The inspirashun hit me lik a ton of briks. I just thot Claudya, u r a jeenyus.
I wuz gitting eksited abowt thiz bizzness even tho I thot it wuzint a gud idea at first. U C, Imma artist and my art is my hol lif. Im so freeking kreeative I scare myself sumtimes.
Lik I paintid my bedspred and my lamp. Adoorabl rite? Im planeng on doing more with my ruum soon tho becuz I want it to be mor lik my ruum when I lived at home with my parints and sister. I want to giv it a little bit of a Japaneze feel becuz I’m Japaneze Amerikin.
Wich is why my skin is so purfekt and my body so nice…
Even tho I live on junk food.
But art iz my whol lif. But not as importint as my six best frends in the world. We all live together and we run the bizznezz too. An we each hav jobs we do.
Kristy came up with the idea fur the Klub so she iz the prezidint. An shez also a sport finatik.
And Kriztee’s BFF Mary An is the sekratery. Shez rilly shy.
My BFF Stasy is the tresuror. Shez from New York an liks boyz. Just lik me
Mary An’s sister Don grows the food and shez a indivijual.
Mallury duz the ads online becuz shez a riter.
And Mal’s BFF Jesi is Black.
An I’m uv coarse am in charge uv the art becuz I’m the artist. And we all are gunna cook the mealz when peeple ordur. But first I ned to mak a logo so peple will no uz.
Win I finished, I new it wus going to noc there soks off! Kristee wuz at the jim as uzual so I called an told her the logo wuz finished and I wuz going to the beech.
I wanted to swim in the cul wator…
Relax in the son…
An git my drink on…
Just az I wuz gitting a gud buzz, my phone rings.
“Hello? Hey Kristee!”
“The meeting’s about to start? Cul, I’ll cum home rite away!”
I wuz exsited to show them the LOGO!
Evribody wuz alredy there whin I got there.
“Alright,” Kristy sed. “This meeting of the Catering Club is now in session. Claud has finished the Logo, and I want you guys to see it before Mary Anne takes it to the printers to make our flyers and posters. Ready Claud?”
“Totalie,” I sed. “I just want to say that this iz my best work eva. When I think katering I think food. So here iz my logo.”
I got up and took the sheet off the pikchure and evribodie else got up and looked.
Kristy sed, “Claud, that is AhhMazing!”
And Mary An sed, “The colors are so soothing!”
Stasy sed, “Claudia, that is the shiz!”
“I no rite!” I sed
Don sed, “I’m sorry, I have a problem with that big slab of meat--”
But Mallery interrupted. “The meat makes the picture Dawn! It’s awesome!”
But Jesi wuz lik, “What the hell is this?! We can’t put this around town!”
“Exactly,” Don sed. “Meat is Murder and we don’t need to present an image of murder in our—“
“It’s not about the freaking meat Dawn,” Jesi yelled. “Claudia I don’t understand how you managed to get out of High School—no I don’t know how you managed to get out of FIRST GRADE with the way you spell!”
“Whots rong with it?”
“Well first of all, Catering and Club are spelled with Cs not Ks.”
“Rilly?”
“Yeah, Really.”
“Oh,” I sed. “Well, I new that. I just thot that it wud be kool kuz Kristee’s name is spelled with a K….It is spelled with a K rite Cristie?”
“Yeah! I love this logo! My name all over town is just what I’ve always wanted! Like that time I started that baseball team and my name was on all the uniforms! Oh what a feeling! This is like a RUSH! GOD! I feel like pumping some iron!”
“You canNOT be serious Kristy!”
“Good grief Jessi,” Malliery sed, “What is your problem?”
“My problem Mallory is those three big Ks!”
Mallery stared at my pikchore. “So…” she sed.
“So you don’t see the problem.”
“Of course she can’t!” Don sed. “She’s an animal cannibal herself!”
“Forget about the freaking meat Dawn!”
“I can’t! Meat is murder! You are making me an accomplice to your murderous intentions!”
“Dawn,” Stasy sed. “You ought to go have a smoke so you can chill out.”
“Yeah, you’re right.”
“And seriously Jessi,” Stasi contenud, “Whatever this thing is you have against the letter K can be solved with either therapy or a vodka tonic. Personally, I prefer the latter. But right now we have GOT to get this logo out in the streets because it is FANTACULAR!!!! Anyone else agree?”
“Totally!” Evereebodee sed.
Eksept Jesy hoo wuz looking lik we were all craze. Then she sed…
“You bitches are unbelievable.”
“Alright” Kristee sed, “On that note, let’s get back to the meeting. We need to start setting things in real motion, starting with Mary Anne getting these flyers made and spreading them around town.”
“Meeting adjourned!”
I wuz so pleeesed that evrybodee luved my Logo, dispite Jesi being all weird abowt it. I guess itz a Black thing.
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